RYKEO's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Central Bwankers]

= 4th loop was worth waiting for, but this was cheap...

What i find ironic is that this is exactly what these boring old cardboard cut outs do everyday,
So if you find yourself working with these people don't be surprised if your life turns out like ground-hog day, because its bound to eventually.
You see what need is a fresh air in politics someone that knows how to play super mario, and cares about how crap the star wars prequels are...We need OZZY OSBORNE..Second options obviously Batman...

The Verdict:
The presentation was men sitting in chairs talking about boring stuff, Yey?!
The animation was Top notch and well coordinated, the sound along with quality was also good.
The direction was Comedy i guess, but there's only so many loops you can do until it gets old..

[Bill Cosby's Zaggity Pops]

= LMFAO!!!! You know whats funny? Thats exactly how he sounds and talks!! XD

This is a guy who i haven't seen in like 20 years, man this whole thing just kills me laughing.
First of all that was probably the funniest thing i've seen on here to date, and second with FAT albert being Bills creator, it's quite cutting and ironic to see them both meet face to face..
But seriously when the hell did Albert turn into Gangster Biggy?!
I don't give a dam this was genius..

The Verdict:
The presentation was well captured from their aspects...
The sound and Voice was what gave it it's additional boost of humour and i obviously speak on the terms of Voice acting.
The animation was well done and well planned, The direction was a comedy short, this includes punching Albert's lights out!

Snazzymation responds:

Thanks for the awesome lengthy review. I am thankfull you enjoyed it!

[New Eden - Mating Call]

= Lmao now that's what you call good comedy

Although being my second time reviewing this, it seems that Hamilton the Short guy who needs a hair cut, and Murray who i swear is the rejected audition for the emperor in Disneys "the emperors new groove".
Both dudes are taking a stroll in "who gives a dam vile" when they come across an alien playing pretend pinball with the other alien, ( i hear you can get about 5 quarters if you tilt it 1/3 to the right)
ANYWAY!
So as typical Peeping toms they laugh at the rare yet random event, this obviously throws in an suggested invite call for the alien, as Murray is dragged and is used for a human pinball machine..
Well that's not too bad i don't see what the big de-

*Reads description*

*Clears Throat* In the words of Darth vader...............NO THE PINBALL MACHINE WAS ALIVE
I FELT IT!!!......................*BREAKS OUT OF BONDED SWIVEL CHAIR*
NAAAAAAUUUUOOOOOOO!!....

Empire: yes... *quick broad smile*

The Verdict:
Just like my last review this doesn't fail to deliver, and is still at a decent level of entertainment.
The sound along with voice acting is Top notch as always.
The direction is Comedy and is strongly recommended.

NewEdenseries responds:

Thanks!

We can already predict that your reviews are going to be a highlight for us each release day.

:)

[Pikachu on Acid]

= Speaking of Acid related incidents....The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.

Pikachu.......Seriously did the creator make that name up when he sneezed?
He's like the rejected Audition for Garfield all because he couldn't say the line "NO YOU DO IT!".
And Jesus Christ what happened to Ash he look like he got a make up from Playmobile and Lego..
Anyway so like you got this Ball you see? and then, inside this ball, you have this monster in it, Yeah they call it a Poke'mon....
Yeah.......I hear Jamaicans also use that phrase too, when they're playing Card games like SNAP!

So Just after Ash and Pikachu did God of War on his last opponents, they encounter Jessy and James who then obviously like any ordinary Poke'mon battle, challenges Ash to a Duel, which pretty much last for an Acid Trip....
No seriously that's exactly what happens.. Pikachu pretty much is PikaHIGH for the entire period of the battle.
What the hell were others doing?! watching?! ...........................You gotta be kidding me....MEDIC!!

The Verdict:
The presentation was SCOOBYTASTIC.. Quirky but effective, Although i wouldn't recommend it for Saturday morning kids show hours...
The Animation was pretty dam good with amazing transitions and effects which give a solid feeling, that it has good atmosphere, this mainly applies to the Pikachu moments.
The sound was top notch, although the acting seemed limited but it seems suited for this scenario.
The Direction was Comedy focussed, which is rather ironic because it tops the amount of times i've actually laughed at watching the real show...

["Seeing is Believing" rap]

= What a way to begin the weekend, complete badass give yourself a high Five!

Despite two guys who live in the house Rayman built, the video goes straight in for the kill as they start watching what i can only describe is the violent version of MTV's channel not in 3D not in 4D but in 5D which is like 3D but they are so real the guy can come out of the screen and go all homicidal all over their ass, which also includes transforming into crazy claw thing and then transforming into a human, and then looking at the audience wishing he could kill you but he can't because he needs the views and subscribers and likes on Facebook......Then goes back into the TV 1980s Captain N style...
This without a doubt made my weekend..

The Verdict:
The presentation was SUPREME VICTORY! YOU WIN! PERFECT! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Hence the 5 stars, alot of effort was put into making this project and it shows..
The sound quality along with the vocal work was Essential for this feature to work,
you could say it's 1/3 of the short film without it.
The direction was Musical and i must admit this one had my most undivided attention..

MindChamber responds:

Haha and this review without a doubt made it all worth it......Capt N. Style!

[Cell'N'Family]

= Extra Toppings of KAMEHAMEHAA!

Lol....seriously this was simply genius, now this is what you call good comedy, i don't know what's funnier, the fact that this is a Sitcom, or Gohan as the pizza boy.
And seeing krillin dead doesn't surprise me, i mean he's died more times than Kenny in south park.
This was serious serious lolz and made my day..

The Verdict:
The presentation wasn't too bad infact it was pretty rocking.... the capture of the Dragon ball z characters where pretty well done for the quirky humour, the Sound and voice acting was weird, as if they were speaking very bad Korean..
The direction was Obviously comedy if you hadn't guessed it by the audience laughing already.

[Like]

= The one time i have been worried for real in my life for a character and this is it.

First of all.... 2006? wow, i missed this one back then, but boy! am i glad to see it now,
I don't know what to say, this was without a doubt the only flash movie that got to me mentally.
From beginning to the end i was trying to picture a moral or a message, the whole image of how this was planned was genius, the main focus is about a girl who pretty much looks as right as rain, it's only when she tries to make herself unique from others it becomes her own conflict and undoing.
To watch it once wouldn't be enough for me i would need to watch this again in order to understand the flow and timing of what input was directly aimed in this marvellous feature.

The Verdict:
The presentation has shown it's age, but that didn't stop me from giving it a 5 stars, everything about this was truly amazing, the sound and ambience was mastered perfectly,
The direction was Silent Drama/Experimental, and on of the best i've seen on here.

[The Green Ranger Ep.1]

= I guess the moral here is don't join dangerous cults, Practice safe sects.

You see? i was right! JUNK food is the true source in unlocking my powers of awesomeness, and if anything blueberry,(Which is my favourite amongst chocolate chip) Must have the minimum of 50 blueberries in them, those are the things in life that makes me a happy bunny.
Guess the only problematic thing is when you have a black guy, named after the 1994 -1996 power rangers, makes you wonder where his suite is...Oh wait he must be the"Ghetto Ranger"...Meh close enough, The production value of Power Rangers was always shady and back-alley related..

So anyway, aside from the story being "What the hell...?" the first scene is with a guy sparing on THE LAND OF COOKIES...................I'm going to say that again....THE LAND OF COOKIES.......

What...did he warp into Super Mario world Cookie land?
Anyway there's this guy with what i can only be described as having weirdest dress sense known for villains....yeah you know a villains a Villain, when they are some getting defeated while wearing Tutu's, give them a C+ for having Bravery, takes alot of guts to loose that level of dignity........no seriously they have issues.

And there's the guy with the "Jin Kazama hooded outfit" ....I guess he took lessons from Tekken fashion? This known Vigor of a persons super power is, yep you've guessed it! BlueBerry Muffins.
This also gives him the ability to act like the Dwane Johnson for a moment while flying..

And last and not least, the old Guy in the Dojo... lol...do i really need to go there?...
Not to mention the "old mentor" has been always given the role of dying by rejected evil student,
Or the mentor is murdered by another clan, or just dies!.....The blah blah blah the Good guy has to avenge the old master......But really? Goukens theme?....not very original at all..

The Verdict:
The months of how long this took you had paid off, this wasn't too bad but wow for only 11 minutes this was an incredibly large file, you may need to fix that problem.
The presentation wasn't too bad but nothing special either, the sound was alright with a few noticeable sound effects, this obviously is someone that is into his beat'em up games, which is pretty evident.
The voice acting is limited, and just sounds like the same person, mainly because it is the same person...
The Direction is Action Comedy, with bad guys in Tutu's getting beat up by guys who eat Blueberry muffins for breakfast.

TheGreeNate responds:

Youi rated this four stars!? Wow...I didn't expect ity to get that. You caught me off guard with that *ahem* "Ghetto Ranger"comment but eh it's cool. The important thing here is, you looked at it and told me what you thought of it and for that I thank you. In the description (that is if you read the description) it says that a large majority of this animation was FREESTYLED. That means I didn't write a script to it. I just messed around with a microphone and recorded whatever came to mind. I'ts obvious that I need to improve, and trust me when I tell you I am going to do my best to. Thanx again for watching. Oh and the large file thing, read the response I told to the guy above.