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= I guess the moral here is don't join dangerous cults, Practice safe sects.

You see? i was right! JUNK food is the true source in unlocking my powers of awesomeness, and if anything blueberry,(Which is my favourite amongst chocolate chip) Must have the minimum of 50 blueberries in them, those are the things in life that makes me a happy bunny.
Guess the only problematic thing is when you have a black guy, named after the 1994 -1996 power rangers, makes you wonder where his suite is...Oh wait he must be the"Ghetto Ranger"...Meh close enough, The production value of Power Rangers was always shady and back-alley related..

So anyway, aside from the story being "What the hell...?" the first scene is with a guy sparing on THE LAND OF COOKIES...................I'm going to say that again....THE LAND OF COOKIES.......

What...did he warp into Super Mario world Cookie land?
Anyway there's this guy with what i can only be described as having weirdest dress sense known for villains....yeah you know a villains a Villain, when they are some getting defeated while wearing Tutu's, give them a C+ for having Bravery, takes alot of guts to loose that level of dignity........no seriously they have issues.

And there's the guy with the "Jin Kazama hooded outfit" ....I guess he took lessons from Tekken fashion? This known Vigor of a persons super power is, yep you've guessed it! BlueBerry Muffins.
This also gives him the ability to act like the Dwane Johnson for a moment while flying..

And last and not least, the old Guy in the Dojo... lol...do i really need to go there?...
Not to mention the "old mentor" has been always given the role of dying by rejected evil student,
Or the mentor is murdered by another clan, or just dies!.....The blah blah blah the Good guy has to avenge the old master......But really? Goukens theme?....not very original at all..

The Verdict:
The months of how long this took you had paid off, this wasn't too bad but wow for only 11 minutes this was an incredibly large file, you may need to fix that problem.
The presentation wasn't too bad but nothing special either, the sound was alright with a few noticeable sound effects, this obviously is someone that is into his beat'em up games, which is pretty evident.
The voice acting is limited, and just sounds like the same person, mainly because it is the same person...
The Direction is Action Comedy, with bad guys in Tutu's getting beat up by guys who eat Blueberry muffins for breakfast.

TheGreeNate responds:

Youi rated this four stars!? Wow...I didn't expect ity to get that. You caught me off guard with that *ahem* "Ghetto Ranger"comment but eh it's cool. The important thing here is, you looked at it and told me what you thought of it and for that I thank you. In the description (that is if you read the description) it says that a large majority of this animation was FREESTYLED. That means I didn't write a script to it. I just messed around with a microphone and recorded whatever came to mind. I'ts obvious that I need to improve, and trust me when I tell you I am going to do my best to. Thanx again for watching. Oh and the large file thing, read the response I told to the guy above.

= You know i knew a girl that was just as worthless as this news reporter, She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

lol...Seriously I'm with the robot blue...We humans are so lame..But like, his design is something from a powerpuff girls villain wardrobe....Just remember making a robot out of a toaster has it's disadvantages you'll pretty much end up brown bread..

The Verdict:
The presentation was ok, kind felt alright at times with some nice effects, such as the walking through the crowd effect at the beginning of the song.. the sound quality was fine, the voice acting could of been better, and i mainly refer that for a guy trying to imitate a female,with voice transformation, i consider that an obvious fail, but i give you 1+ for boobies, and 1- for having a guy do it..
The direction is dedicated around robot day and is comedy based, and to be honest it wasn't too bad for an overall running..

= Those two stranded, would be me having asking them what's the definition of a will? (Oh come on....It's a dead giveaway).

So are these two"suckers" that didn't quite make it into the final cut of Star Treck acedemy in learning how to "Not to fly a ship crashing with everyone dead and keep you're annoying colleges alive"....Generally sound like they make a habbit in making people wish that they were on Shepard's Normandy...
Who the hell gave this guy the Keys to this spaceship? I'm not going to lie managing an enterprise knocks the wind out off you....

I mean there's :

(1) There's the Alien Tax..
(2) The Space Tax
(3) Alien Immigrant Control.
(4) Diplomacy over 1 galaxy...
(5) Jet Pack Fuel..
(6) Food for your neglected fishes..

With two guys fighting for their lives on a new planet...My dollar bet, is that i'll give them a week..
Unless Testicles burgers are for vegetarians, then they're pretty much screwed, now if you were in the word of Howard the duck! now your kicking some serious ass..

The Verdict:
The presentation was pretty well done, but Really?.. 40.3mb for a trailer? you might want to learn how to make your projects smaller in size..
The sound and Voice Acting was pretty fine and cute, Not to mention good coordination..
The Direction is Sci-Fi comedy, this mainly includes two guys who are stranded, I'm actually quite surprised Murray didn't take his gloves off and say "That's another fine mess you've gotten us into." .....What?.... Too "Fat man thin man" Cliché?

NewEdenseries responds:

Hehe, all good questions ... guess you'll have to wait to see the pilot to find out.

We're just new to New Grounds so working out the best format to output in etc. Any tips?

Glad you liked it and you're dead on, we're following in the footsteps of many a great comedy duo. If it ain't broke ...

= If i find out that this a spoiler in the movie, i'm gonna be the one thats gonna be pregnating you.

After just watching this i just had to give this animation a review for justice sake!
So if the thought of dealing with a DIY surgery wasn't good enough it would seem the efforts of endlessly sucking at the claw game would mean you would be

(a) costing yourself up to $60 per chance minimum for a stuffed cuddly toy.
And (b) have never played pacman in your life...
I mean holy shit... she's taking this whole self harming thing pretty well, and all that for an Angry bird, give her an A+ for optimism, that kind of thing requires balls, no pun intended..
Oh and by the way there's something els that i think is important....hmm let me think....oh right just be sure to ehm....oh i don't know, not die of blood loss? i hear that's pretty common in the death factor, especially when your WIDE AWAKE OPERATING ON YOURSELF!

The Verdict:
The presentation was Kilimanjaro!!!! FIRST BLOOD! and MONSTER KILL!!!
The animation although limited had very good effects, along with the quality of the surroundings the feature delivered.
The sound was excellent along with a great ambient score to give it that good motion feel, the Direction was Adult swim style comedy with an all around eye candy perfection.

= Hahahaha!! No but seriously who won..

When i saw the title i rolled my eyes and then face palm myself HARD!.........................

After 3 hours later of awakening from my face palm knockout, i looked at the title and then..............................

7 hours later after awakening from my SECOND face palm knockout i then began to watch the show, and Jesus....Talk about Fast food fatality, the brutality of this race makes Mortal Kombat look like a Disney production for sesame street prom officials, Directed by Barney.. so like when you have what i guess are the fastest furies on the cartoon planet, than you can bet your sonic rings both are on the need for speed to win the race, and i mean that literally, I didn't know rainbow dash was such a Jerk, but i get off on that, its a serious turn on......what?...... NO I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON THOSE PONIES! ....NO YOU SHUDDAP! NO YOU!.... oookay you win i do ..

But seriously talk about a race which has everyone killed, like sonic you just killed Amy......I think...i dunno you figure it out......not to mentioned Tails his freaking Sidekick, CAN WE HAVE A GOD DAM MEDIC OVER HERE?! ALONG WITH SOME SONIC EYE-BALL TRANSPLANTS!? THANK YOU!!

......No but seriously who won? =3

The Verdict:
The presentation was sexy, along with the style of how the worlds were merged capturing the characters at a decent level, the animation at times was ok, the sound quality was very good and the voice acting wasn't too bad either,the direction was Black comedy and dam straight, if sonic can play "around the world in 2 minutes" and leave all his friends dead, then he has issues....... Sorry DR Robotnik pools closed.

No but seriously who won?.... =3

MegaJamesStudios responds:

Glad you liked it, and very glad it took you 10 hours to even give it a chance.

= Where the hell have i heard that theme from...........God dammit it's killing me.............Ah yes!! the chocobo dance in final fantasy VII, heh that takes me back, good times...even if those bastards aren't going to make a remake..

Oh hey it's that show everyone's talking about, today's show is a not so complicated way in explaining the jewellery production from a pink ponies backside, hey when the chips are down, diamonds are a best girls friend.
Although i have to say if anything that involves anal evacuation production of jewellery has my curiosity ,......But no seriously....what did i just watch?

The Verdict:
The presentation was pretty rocking apart from the noted glitch, infact it almost looks like the real thing, apart from the whole jewellery thing i can't see that being approved for TV..
The animation isn't too bad for something which has been taken from the original aspect,however the whole plot does not make sense, no sense of theme nor direction was considered into the feature.

= Hopfully it wont end up on the news..... Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Talk about taking advice from a guy with Ben Stein's eye brows, anyway so yeah, it's a question of
making the right excuse for something, also known as a white lie in my experience, goodness knows I've used that trump card endless times to make an excuses in why the lawn can't mowed, hey roots have feelings too you know!

So pretty much that's what the dilemma is here, a kid and Mr " i could have a brain infection if i trim my eye brows just by 2 inches" talk about in what to use for scapegoat, although i have to wonder if the last plan is true to the meat on a bone.

The Verdict:
The presentation was smoking! a well graphed out animation of what looks to be commercial material, The animation is simple yet effective, the theme has a good delivery especially page turning transitions which enhances the note book effect, this style is also very underrated.
The sound was decent along with the voice acting, perfectly natural for this setting, the direction is friendly and focussed around the children's level of entertainment.

= Now in the industry we call that "Gotta Soccem'all"

Ever wanted to see, digimons play soccer? OF COURSE NOT! but you can here in this, what i can only describe is soccer without the goal post..... I guess they were improvising...
And i mean they take the whole soccer thing very seriously as if they're life depended on it....oh wait...

The Verdict
The presentation is decent, but also cheap using the same sprite to clone the opposition, also i question if these are even your sprites..
I enjoyed the pace the animation was driven at, giving out true potential and accurate coordination, Sound quality was decent, and the direction was action based, giving out a remarkable tool of good effects of background and foreground styles, for an enjoyable experience.

marti031 responds:

UMM... THANKS??

= Before i was hitman I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

Ah yes this must be the deleted scenes,if i'm seeing mario getting tea-cupped in the face by those baddies.
and sonic too? *Sigh* These two are always at the wrong place at the wrong time, although unless these are the fatigue conditions of having the E drug trip, Then there's no kidding why no one's batting an eye lid of seeing sonic and mario in a night club.

You know with Max payne,i recommend him taking up fishing, yeah... i know it's the same as filling guys up with lead, but atleast you'll have the patience to dig out the "plenty of fish in the sea" you see what i did there? hehehe! pleanty of fish because they're-
*Ahem* .......................Anyway..

Capturing one the scenes of what is to be one of the missions in the game, Max seems to be taking a turn for the worse, this includes Grudge building, depression and not to mention anal evacuation,
Could i recommend andrews? i hear two doses dose the job for constipation.
But hey what do you know!! and right on time, some bad guys come in to bust the place up, seriously couldn't they take up knitting? *Shrugs*
So it's up to Max payne to do what he dose best!! GOING TO THE TOILET!!
.....Oh yeah i forgot something els......Something about..................oh yeah! and then he goes nuts and goes trigger happy... THE END!

The Verdict:
The presentation was what i should expect, this animation did the game justice, i think!
ofcourse if people haven't played MAX payne 3 mainly because they're 16 or under... Then this joke is wasted on them.. The Design of the characters was well done delivering the statistics of animation, the sound quality was decent, and the voice acting was well done, the direction of the movie is black comedy and was enjoyable.

= Meh I don't think he needed that spine. It's holding him back.

*Sniff* I smell screwed-weed....so two guys walk in the woods, seriously it sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, so like the guy who took lessons in the gym in how to sound like peter griffin, explains to not so bright Vanilla flavoured Blond boy, the dangers of how naive it is to take offers from random strangers.. Did this kid ever considering watching that mid 90s VHS that almost every school had , called Teenage Mutant ninja turtles, the Chipmunks the Super mario bros, and Bugs bunny in "don't do drugs code Cartoon?" Strongly recommended , especially if you getting mutilated by a guy who is quite clearly psychopathic and enjoys being a sadist and- ....................oh yeah he's dead.

CHECK PLEASE! *money hand gesture*

The verdict:
Well anyway if it makes me laugh then i says its a pretty good comedy feature, although here the animation is pretty limited since it's just talking, however it's the humour that raises the volume of its quality which was well done and well coordinated.
The Direction is black comedy and pretty well done, the voice acting was pretty good, although the style reminds me of family guy.

Cethic responds:

Wow that was a loooong comment O_O
anywho i do appreciate all of what you said and i know that the majority of it was talking but lip sync is fucking annoying man xD
But im glad you liked it over all.

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