RYKEO's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[AUTONOMOUS PROPAGANDIST Pt.2]

= You know i knew a girl that was just as worthless as this news reporter, She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

lol...Seriously I'm with the robot blue...We humans are so lame..But like, his design is something from a powerpuff girls villain wardrobe....Just remember making a robot out of a toaster has it's disadvantages you'll pretty much end up brown bread..

The Verdict:
The presentation was ok, kind felt alright at times with some nice effects, such as the walking through the crowd effect at the beginning of the song.. the sound quality was fine, the voice acting could of been better, and i mainly refer that for a guy trying to imitate a female,with voice transformation, i consider that an obvious fail, but i give you 1+ for boobies, and 1- for having a guy do it..
The direction is dedicated around robot day and is comedy based, and to be honest it wasn't too bad for an overall running..

[New Eden - Trailer]

= Those two stranded, would be me having asking them what's the definition of a will? (Oh come on....It's a dead giveaway).

So are these two"suckers" that didn't quite make it into the final cut of Star Treck acedemy in learning how to "Not to fly a ship crashing with everyone dead and keep you're annoying colleges alive"....Generally sound like they make a habbit in making people wish that they were on Shepard's Normandy...
Who the hell gave this guy the Keys to this spaceship? I'm not going to lie managing an enterprise knocks the wind out off you....

I mean there's :

(1) There's the Alien Tax..
(2) The Space Tax
(3) Alien Immigrant Control.
(4) Diplomacy over 1 galaxy...
(5) Jet Pack Fuel..
(6) Food for your neglected fishes..

With two guys fighting for their lives on a new planet...My dollar bet, is that i'll give them a week..
Unless Testicles burgers are for vegetarians, then they're pretty much screwed, now if you were in the word of Howard the duck! now your kicking some serious ass..

The Verdict:
The presentation was pretty well done, but Really?.. 40.3mb for a trailer? you might want to learn how to make your projects smaller in size..
The sound and Voice Acting was pretty fine and cute, Not to mention good coordination..
The Direction is Sci-Fi comedy, this mainly includes two guys who are stranded, I'm actually quite surprised Murray didn't take his gloves off and say "That's another fine mess you've gotten us into." .....What?.... Too "Fat man thin man" Cliché?

NewEdenseries responds:

Hehe, all good questions ... guess you'll have to wait to see the pilot to find out.

We're just new to New Grounds so working out the best format to output in etc. Any tips?

Glad you liked it and you're dead on, we're following in the footsteps of many a great comedy duo. If it ain't broke ...

[Pregnetheus]

= If i find out that this a spoiler in the movie, i'm gonna be the one thats gonna be pregnating you.

After just watching this i just had to give this animation a review for justice sake!
So if the thought of dealing with a DIY surgery wasn't good enough it would seem the efforts of endlessly sucking at the claw game would mean you would be

(a) costing yourself up to $60 per chance minimum for a stuffed cuddly toy.
And (b) have never played pacman in your life...
I mean holy shit... she's taking this whole self harming thing pretty well, and all that for an Angry bird, give her an A+ for optimism, that kind of thing requires balls, no pun intended..
Oh and by the way there's something els that i think is important....hmm let me think....oh right just be sure to ehm....oh i don't know, not die of blood loss? i hear that's pretty common in the death factor, especially when your WIDE AWAKE OPERATING ON YOURSELF!

The Verdict:
The presentation was Kilimanjaro!!!! FIRST BLOOD! and MONSTER KILL!!!
The animation although limited had very good effects, along with the quality of the surroundings the feature delivered.
The sound was excellent along with a great ambient score to give it that good motion feel, the Direction was Adult swim style comedy with an all around eye candy perfection.

[Sonic vs Rainbow Dash]

= Hahahaha!! No but seriously who won..

When i saw the title i rolled my eyes and then face palm myself HARD!.........................

After 3 hours later of awakening from my face palm knockout, i looked at the title and then..............................

7 hours later after awakening from my SECOND face palm knockout i then began to watch the show, and Jesus....Talk about Fast food fatality, the brutality of this race makes Mortal Kombat look like a Disney production for sesame street prom officials, Directed by Barney.. so like when you have what i guess are the fastest furies on the cartoon planet, than you can bet your sonic rings both are on the need for speed to win the race, and i mean that literally, I didn't know rainbow dash was such a Jerk, but i get off on that, its a serious turn on......what?...... NO I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON THOSE PONIES! ....NO YOU SHUDDAP! NO YOU!.... oookay you win i do ..

But seriously talk about a race which has everyone killed, like sonic you just killed Amy......I think...i dunno you figure it out......not to mentioned Tails his freaking Sidekick, CAN WE HAVE A GOD DAM MEDIC OVER HERE?! ALONG WITH SOME SONIC EYE-BALL TRANSPLANTS!? THANK YOU!!

......No but seriously who won? =3

The Verdict:
The presentation was sexy, along with the style of how the worlds were merged capturing the characters at a decent level, the animation at times was ok, the sound quality was very good and the voice acting wasn't too bad either,the direction was Black comedy and dam straight, if sonic can play "around the world in 2 minutes" and leave all his friends dead, then he has issues....... Sorry DR Robotnik pools closed.

No but seriously who won?.... =3

MegaJamesStudios responds:

Glad you liked it, and very glad it took you 10 hours to even give it a chance.

[MLP: Pinkie Pie & rocks.]

= Where the hell have i heard that theme from...........God dammit it's killing me.............Ah yes!! the chocobo dance in final fantasy VII, heh that takes me back, good times...even if those bastards aren't going to make a remake..

Oh hey it's that show everyone's talking about, today's show is a not so complicated way in explaining the jewellery production from a pink ponies backside, hey when the chips are down, diamonds are a best girls friend.
Although i have to say if anything that involves anal evacuation production of jewellery has my curiosity ,......But no seriously....what did i just watch?

The Verdict:
The presentation was pretty rocking apart from the noted glitch, infact it almost looks like the real thing, apart from the whole jewellery thing i can't see that being approved for TV..
The animation isn't too bad for something which has been taken from the original aspect,however the whole plot does not make sense, no sense of theme nor direction was considered into the feature.

[Hank Hanky: Can't Swim]

= Hopfully it wont end up on the news..... Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Talk about taking advice from a guy with Ben Stein's eye brows, anyway so yeah, it's a question of
making the right excuse for something, also known as a white lie in my experience, goodness knows I've used that trump card endless times to make an excuses in why the lawn can't mowed, hey roots have feelings too you know!

So pretty much that's what the dilemma is here, a kid and Mr " i could have a brain infection if i trim my eye brows just by 2 inches" talk about in what to use for scapegoat, although i have to wonder if the last plan is true to the meat on a bone.

The Verdict:
The presentation was smoking! a well graphed out animation of what looks to be commercial material, The animation is simple yet effective, the theme has a good delivery especially page turning transitions which enhances the note book effect, this style is also very underrated.
The sound was decent along with the voice acting, perfectly natural for this setting, the direction is friendly and focussed around the children's level of entertainment.

[Digimon: extreme soccer?]

= Now in the industry we call that "Gotta Soccem'all"

Ever wanted to see, digimons play soccer? OF COURSE NOT! but you can here in this, what i can only describe is soccer without the goal post..... I guess they were improvising...
And i mean they take the whole soccer thing very seriously as if they're life depended on it....oh wait...

The Verdict
The presentation is decent, but also cheap using the same sprite to clone the opposition, also i question if these are even your sprites..
I enjoyed the pace the animation was driven at, giving out true potential and accurate coordination, Sound quality was decent, and the direction was action based, giving out a remarkable tool of good effects of background and foreground styles, for an enjoyable experience.

marti031 responds:

UMM... THANKS??

[Max Payne 3 Parody]

= Before i was hitman I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.

Ah yes this must be the deleted scenes,if i'm seeing mario getting tea-cupped in the face by those baddies.
and sonic too? *Sigh* These two are always at the wrong place at the wrong time, although unless these are the fatigue conditions of having the E drug trip, Then there's no kidding why no one's batting an eye lid of seeing sonic and mario in a night club.

You know with Max payne,i recommend him taking up fishing, yeah... i know it's the same as filling guys up with lead, but atleast you'll have the patience to dig out the "plenty of fish in the sea" you see what i did there? hehehe! pleanty of fish because they're-
*Ahem* .......................Anyway..

Capturing one the scenes of what is to be one of the missions in the game, Max seems to be taking a turn for the worse, this includes Grudge building, depression and not to mention anal evacuation,
Could i recommend andrews? i hear two doses dose the job for constipation.
But hey what do you know!! and right on time, some bad guys come in to bust the place up, seriously couldn't they take up knitting? *Shrugs*
So it's up to Max payne to do what he dose best!! GOING TO THE TOILET!!
.....Oh yeah i forgot something els......Something about..................oh yeah! and then he goes nuts and goes trigger happy... THE END!

The Verdict:
The presentation was what i should expect, this animation did the game justice, i think!
ofcourse if people haven't played MAX payne 3 mainly because they're 16 or under... Then this joke is wasted on them.. The Design of the characters was well done delivering the statistics of animation, the sound quality was decent, and the voice acting was well done, the direction of the movie is black comedy and was enjoyable.

[Happy InDOOMpendence Day]

= You do know England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool....pfft makes sence to me i guess..

So after finding out that holding the X button playstation controller dosen't skip the cut scene of this animation, we find ourselfs in a room, to what i can only describe is the batchelers room of a half baked nostalgic nerd, i only say that because i think someone forgot to upgrade their games console like about 11 years ago, i mean seriously who keeps 2 balls on the floor? do i really have to go there with the heath ledgers dark knight quote, no i mean seriously what happened? did your tennis balls drop off hmmm?

But i digress, the feature starts off showing a guy with a Michael J fox mullet, styled for some hard core action, in what i could only describe are the tactics taken from some Green army guy from toy story, yeah! The scale fits!
His intentions are remarkably simple, Kill anything that's not American! oh that sweet american dream, it never dares to disappoint me.........Seriously this guy needs to get laid.
And i mean exactly that!!! he pretty much kills the British and even the freaking Natives!
Jeese this guys a douch.. oh and eh he aslo kills the camera guy, ......i guess he just learnt that the camera guy was on a expiring Visa? i dunno..

The Verdict:
I have no idea what i just saw, nor could i describe the visuals apart from it being photographed and merged with animation, this kind of style is not only underrated but is also incredibly clever if you know how to do it, The Animation is interesting with motion and set perception with the camera the presentation was more involved with camera work, in my opinion the characters were just icing on the cake to make a quick driven feature, the direction was well done and obviously is black comedy driven, the sound quality was top notch, and i laughed hard when i heard one of the familiar death screams which i remember from playing Command and conquer, the voice acting is hardcore and is well synched with the character too, if this is only just the beginning of something big, then watch out! because it's time to kick ass.

teaandcheese responds:

Wow. That's the most amount of words written in reponse to anything we've ever made... ever! Thanks for taking the time :D Glad you liked it! (Sorry for all the balls)